Eikös tiolla lukenut "10/2014" jossain, vai luinko väärin? Oli miten oli, henkilökohtaisesti ei juuri geneeriset pornohuorat ole juuri kiinnostaneet koskaan, omi poninkorvia ja -häntiä tai ei. meh/5, saatan katsoa miitissä jos joku kieroutunut tämän laittaa pyörimään.

Mietin juuri sitä kuinka huono juoni ja näyttely pornoelokuvissa yleensä on, mutta en ymmärrä miksi se on niille niin tyypillistä. Minkälaisen (live-action) ponipornon sinä käsikirjoittaisit jos saisit mahdollisuuden?

>>3666

Tein tästä threadin mlpchaniinkin, ja oma ideani venähti vähän pitemmäksi kuin suunnittelin:

>Queen chrysalis creates a portal to Earth, in order to harvest love from a planet that doesn't know magic and has way more males than Equestria.
>The magical portal is a danger to Equestria, so the mane6 is sent after Chrysalis to seal it.
>Turns out Chrysalis is stuck here, because it turns out the human males excrete a lot less 'love' than their pony counterparts and Chrysalis can't get enough energy for the return trip.
>Mane6 agree to work together with her, since now it is their only way back as well.
>Hilarity ensues as each pony tries to collect love in their own way.

>Twilight finds a library to read about human mating.
>Learns porn cliches and absurd fetishes, which she takes for face value.
>Seduces nerdy boys in an over-the-top obvious manner and proceeds to have sex that leaves them all crying.

>Rarity figures that some nice dresses would help her and Fluttershy in their quest.
>With improvised materials creates some extraordinarily slutty outfits in human standards.
>They get picked up almost instantly, and Rarity takes the money offered to her as a romantic gift from a swoon suitor.
>Customer likes BDSM, which Rarity excels at, while Fluttershy is adorably bad at.

>Right from the bat, Rainbow Dash was certain she would collect her share of love in ten seconds flat.
>Heads to the sports field to show off and find some fellow athletes.
>Ends up hanging with cheerleaders instead.
>Goes along for the group shower.
>"And then they all fucked"

>Pinkie senses a party nearby, and finds a frat house.
>Gets a warm welcome thanks to her answer to "Tits or GTFO".
>Has all-around fun.
>Plays party games like pin the tail on the pony, with her butt and drunken frat boy tails.
>Next morning everyone is spent mentally, physically and semenally, while Pinkie says her goodbyes and heads back to her friends energetically as ever.

>Applejack naturally gravitates towards a western style bar.
>Tries to seduce patrons for a roll in the hay.
>Not much luck, because of cultural misunderstandings and incompatible terminologies.
>Gets pissed, and eventually just corners someone in the mens room.
>rape

>Eventually everyone gets together to return to Equestria.
>Chrysalis betrays the mane6 and leaves them behind.
>Twilight says that the portal is going to close, and there's no way they'd find a male to get the love they need soon enough.
>Sad grouphug.
>Rainbow Dash points out that she didn't get any 'male' love in the first place.
>Twilights eyes light up.
>She realizes that love isn't the same as breeding, it's about a shared intimate experience between friends!
>Everyone cheers. The power of friendship may yet save them after all.
>As everyone strips down, Twilight explains that they only have one chance at this, and they'll have to time their orgasms perfectly for maximal peak power.
>Intense orgy against time begins.
>As the ponies climax, so does the movie, and they all get transported back to Equestria in the nick of time.
>In the end, Twilight writes a friendship report to Celestia about friendship with benefits.
>roll credits

>>3667
Katsoisin. Toimisi luultavasti animaationa paremmin, koska helpompi hommata pelkät ponien ääninäyttelijöiden imitaattorit ja muut ääninäyttelijät kuin joukko on-screen pornostaroja.